I have SERIOUS opinions about Selena Gomez.

Eitan Levine is a New York City based writer and comedian/human theme park currently working as a writer/producer for Cheddar. Through article posts, videos, a documentary series and live broadcasts his work has been seen by millions across the globe. He was the creator and co-host of  PITtv's "Who Won The Internet"  and was the host of "Elite Weekly" which ran on Elite Daily's Facebook page. He is also an ensemble performer at The People's Improv Theater (PIT)  and the Magnet Theater. In 2017, Eitan was staffed as a writer for "Hollywood Says," China's only celebrity talk show filming in the U.S.. Most recently he has been featured as a creator, producer, and correspondent for Cheddar. His series "Money Menu," "Business of Going Viral," and "Crypto Crash Course" have collectively garnered tens of millions of views worldwide. 

In 2013, Eitan was one of 30 finalists in the running to live in the MLB FanCave in New York.  He's also written for the Emmy awarding winning sports segment “5 For Fischler,” Mashable, Jewlicious, Heavy.com and BroBible. He was once featured in The New York Times holding a sign that said “PALIN! CALL ME” with his cell phone number underneath.

None of my favorite sports teams have won a championship since 1994.