I have SERIOUS opinions about Selena Gomez.

Eitan Levine is a New York City based writer and comedian/human theme park covering entertainment news for Elite Daily. Through article posts, videos, a documentary series and live broadcasts his work has been seen by millions across the globe. He was the creator and co-host of  PITtv's "Who Won The Internet"  and is currently the host of "Elite Weekly" which runs on Elite Daily's Facebook page. He is also an ensemble performer at The People's Improv Theater (PIT)  and the Magnet Theater. Most recently, Eitan was staffed as a writer for "Hollywood Says," China's only celebrity talk show filming in the U.S..

In 2013, Eitan was one of 30 finalists in the running to live in the MLB FanCave in New York.  He's also written for the Emmy awarding winning sports segment “5 For Fischler,” Mashable, Jewlicious, Heavy.com and BroBible. He was once featured in The New York Times holding a sign that said “PALIN! CALL ME” with his cell phone number underneath.

None of my favorite sports teams have won a championship since 1994.